tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51132130961868881192024-03-20T20:49:39.470-07:00King Of The HeapKingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5113213096186888119.post-11062887141108779772015-11-19T17:24:00.005-08:002015-11-19T17:24:47.358-08:00My Take on the Refugee Crisis<div class="MsoNormal">
Unless you live in a cave with no Wi-Fi, we’ve all read and
seen the news this week about Paris; whether it’s print media or news, online
or social media. A lot of expletives and opinions and opinions with expletives
are being thrown around about religion and refugees. Regardless of your thoughts
about Islam or Isis, the real issue isn’t so complicated. Let’s break it down
to its basest form; this is, at its heart, simply a case of bullying. Isis is a
bully who happens to be playing in a very large schoolyard that is the Middle
East, albeit a murderous global bully.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Isis and their ilk are responsible for horrendous atrocities
against every conceivable group. Men, women, children. Gay or straight. Jew,
Christian, Muslim. Heads are quite literally rolling or being tossed off
rooftops in the Middle East for the smallest of perceived infractions or in
some cases no infraction at all. This
brings us to the mass exodus of Syrians. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Syrians are leaving in droves for a better life in the west.
Canada is set to receive 25,000 refugees in the coming months, but accepting
refugees isn’t the answer. Racist! Heartless! Insensitive they’ll cry! <o:p></o:p></div>
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Most of the refugees fleeing are undoubtedly innocent civilians
with no interest in mayhem or murder who need our help and support without
question. But what if those who wish to do us harm use the mass exodus as a
means to sneak in to any number of western countries? It’s been reported that
more than one of the assailants in Paris entered France just this way. With 25,000
refugees being welcomed into Canada, it stands to reason Isis would use that as
a potential Trojan Horse. If 1% of the migrants is radicalized, that’s 250
potential terrorists on Canadian soil. If just 1/10 of 1% is radicalized, that’s
still 25 people. Too many.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Welcoming countless migrants does nothing to address the
root cause. It only serves to upset everyone and plays directly into the bully’s
hands. That’s what they want. You need to step up to a bully and put him in his
place. Unfortunately for the pacifists that means boots on the ground and lots
of guns, big ones. The only thing a murderous, cold blooded bully understands
is a bigger bully. The Liberals and their supporters would have you believe
that sending warm coats and Advil will somehow endear radical terrorists to
Canada. It won’t. It doesn’t matter what we do or try to bribe them with, they
hate our way of life and want us gone. Sitting around in a circle at a
candlelight vigil singing “Imagine” won’t bring peace to the Middle East.<o:p></o:p></div>
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These refugees need their homes back. Canada needs to
support her allies in the fight against radical Muslim terrorists. Pulling our
jets out of conflict zones does nothing but weaken Canada’s position on the
world stage. Our armed forces were not drafted. These are brave men and women
who volunteered for duty knowing full well what they would be potentially
walking into. To demand Canada remove its armed forces, (and give in to fear,)
from active combat, diminishes what they do and the sacrifices already made by
those who have given their lives in the line of duty. It is our job as a strong
first world nation to defend those who can’t defend themselves. We must fight
until every single refugee is no longer a refugee, but a free citizen in their
own country. If we want to return to being the world’s peacekeepers then we
first need peace. Radicalized Muslims are not people who can be reasoned with.
They are evil murdering bullies and sometimes a bully just needs to be kicked
back!<o:p></o:p></div>
Kingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5113213096186888119.post-38481747907688997142012-10-23T10:01:00.001-07:002012-10-25T06:14:50.000-07:00Oddest/Worst Casting Choices<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUbKT0rQEdlNCa_wFltVkgyQ1N3LZr6U7_tEVg2N2ryY4PQpWEoNJOxqRu8aGuWBgr0SgyZlaYyfbcnmKSyFhq0uq86beD1Inl3BDxAt6TKYoiBs8Wa6S5-hHFv3lclY4FeMgNwJ8L5L39/s1600/WTF.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUbKT0rQEdlNCa_wFltVkgyQ1N3LZr6U7_tEVg2N2ryY4PQpWEoNJOxqRu8aGuWBgr0SgyZlaYyfbcnmKSyFhq0uq86beD1Inl3BDxAt6TKYoiBs8Wa6S5-hHFv3lclY4FeMgNwJ8L5L39/s200/WTF.jpg" width="199" /></a>So I've been off of work for going on 7 weeks now. But recently I found $60 in the parking lot at my local library branch and since as of today Lance Armstrong and I are now tied for Tour de France wins. I figure things are picking up for me! I guess it's about time for another blog entry.<br />
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With all my down time I've been watching a lot of movies lately. Most are movies I've already seen... many times. But some are just movies I'm revisiting for the first time in many years. While watching Jaws it occurred to me; what's up with the old broad with the 10 year old son? Well in honour of Alex Kintner's Mom, here's my picks for oddest casting choices in no particular order;<br />
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<b>Maggie Gyllenhaal</b> in <b>The Dark</b> <b>Knight</b><br />
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The primary role of any love interest in any superhero movie, even a Christopher Nolan superhero movie, is to be pretty and be available for abduction. Mags nailed the B requirement but unfortunately falls short of the most important part, PRETTY! "Hi there. I'm Bruce Wayne and I have a ugly girl fetish." Too mean? Sorry friends. Here's Billionaire Playboy Bruce Wayne, he could have any woman he wants, and he picks the homeliest girl in Gotham? C'mon she looks like Eric Stoltz in Mask. (Good movie, even with Cher, check it out).<br />
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<b>Nicolas Cage</b> as <b>Superman</b><br />
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Oh sweet merciful gods of casting in Hollywood, we thank thee for not actually letting this abomination see the light of day! It was the late 90's and Tim Burton had apparently suffered a brain aneurysm when he decided he wanted to make a new Superman movie staring one our generation's worst actors. Take a long hard look at the picture folks. It is strangely hypnotic in a train wreck kind of way. Look away, I dare you! I think you'll agree, no other words are necessary.<br />
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<b>Lee Fierro</b> in <b>Jaws</b><br />
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Don't know the name? I'm not surprised. I IMDB'd her and her only credits are Jaws and Jaws: The Revenge. Not too surprising considering she looked to be in her 60's in Jaws. In a movie that's so great she was oddly miscast as young Alex Kintner's mom. You remember Alex, the 10 year old on the raft eaten by Jaws? That's him, the pre teen with the octegenarian mom.<br />
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<b>Adam Sandler</b> in <b>ANY tough guy role.</b><br />
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Am I missing something? When did movie makers decide we are all so dense that we would think Adam Sandler could pull off any sort of tough guy role. OK try it once, but please, with a few exceptions, every role?Sandler barely qualifies as funny as it is with is high pitched voice and constant yelling. Please don't make us swallow the fact that he is a strong rugged man's man on top of it.<br />
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<b>Kate Bosworth</b> in <b>Superman Returns</b><br />
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I realize I'm in the minority of people who actually like Superman Returns. I thought Brandon Routh was a fantastic choice for Supes and Kevin Spacey is always great. Why oh why then did Bryan Singer pick a 20 year old blond (yes I know Amy Adams is a redhead) to play Pulitzer prize winning mother Lois Lane? This is the opposite of the above. Unlike Mrs. Kintner, she's too young! So Lois won a Pulitzer at 15 and became a mother at 18? Perhaps if they made a direct sequel it would have been revealed that she was really Lois's long lost 12 year old daughter playing dress up with mommy's clothes.<br />
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<b>Jake Lloyd/Hayden Christensen</b> as <b>Anakin Skywalker</b><br />
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Oh George you silly bugger! I have now become convinced that George Lucas suffered an unknown stroke in about 1990ish thus removing any ability to make good decisions. Jake Lloyd was his pick to play prepubescent Darth Vader. OK maybe the kid wowed during the audition process and froze when the cameras rolled like Fred Flintstone. But did they not watch Jingle all the Way? Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on George.<br />
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"So we're ready to cast for the younger version of the most iconic villain in cinema history George."<br />
"Excellent, lets get the whiniest, stiffest, scrawniest guys in here first. Oh, oh and he shouldn't be too tall." Is how I imagine that production meeting went. We're to believe this brat makes an ex-queen fall in love with him and grow up to run the Empire? Really?<br />
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Kingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5113213096186888119.post-59483194236398531302012-01-24T17:14:00.001-08:002012-01-26T17:22:27.399-08:00My top 10 Action Scenes<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj9MMRycVjyX18u-0Tnv_NTBmyXPen5IK64MlvQo3d3nNUe-tJdmMAZGheztR5bJXLoTAtOovrg0WPxxqwQUlkXtuNSRrWjifl3jq-wtYxhiK9uruWivCpuqyYFO5yBVXzTZd0O8US055-/s1600/stock-photo-3786002-action-clipboard.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 184px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj9MMRycVjyX18u-0Tnv_NTBmyXPen5IK64MlvQo3d3nNUe-tJdmMAZGheztR5bJXLoTAtOovrg0WPxxqwQUlkXtuNSRrWjifl3jq-wtYxhiK9uruWivCpuqyYFO5yBVXzTZd0O8US055-/s200/stock-photo-3786002-action-clipboard.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702115971242517666" /></a><span><span></span></span><br /><span><span></span></span>1 Saving Private Ryan<div><br /></div><div>The opening 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan are enough to win an Oscar on their own. Never has the brutality and terror of war ever been presented so memorably. It is quite possibly the best war movie ever.</div><div><br /></div><div><div><div>2 Heat</div><div><br /></div><div>This Robert <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">DeNiro</span></span> Al Pacino <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">actioner</span></span> contains one the best shootout scenes ever put to film. Watching Val <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Kilmer</span></span> and Robert <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">DeNiro</span></span> shoot their way out of downtown Los Angeles is heart pounding! Turn your volume up and let the violence wash over you... ahhhhhh... good stuff.</div><div><br /></div><div>3 The Dark Knight</div><div><br /></div><div>There are so many good things about The Dark Knight, particularly the open sequence with the Joker pulling of the heist of a mob bank. The scene is made even better by the always great William <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Fichtner</span></span> as the bank manager. By the way, I think Aaron <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Eckhart</span></span> would have made a better Bruce Wayne/Batman. The <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">gruff</span> Batman voice Christian Bale puts on just doesn't work for me.</div><div><br /></div><div>4 Speed</div><div><br /></div><div>Not so much a scene but pretty much an entire half of the movie, the bus with a bomb racing through Los Angeles is a fun, heart pounding, ride. Dennis Hopper as the baddie doesn't hurt either. Speed also has the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">distinction</span> of being one of only 2 good <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Keanu</span></span> Reeves movies as well.</div><div><br /></div><div> </div><div>5 Die Hard with A Vengeance</div><div><br /></div><div>One of my favourite action movies ever. The original Die Hard will go down in action movie history as one of the greatest, but for me number 3 is better. With Samuel L Jackson on board and set in New York, watching John <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">MacLean</span> and Zeus race around solving Jeremy Irons' riddles is both funny and exciting.</div><div><br /></div><div>6 Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade</div><div><br /></div><div>The escape from Castle <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Grunwald</span> is some of the best Indy action ever! From the moment Henry Jones Sr. sets the room on fire to the moment Indy and his dad out race a wingless plane through a tunnel to Senior taking down a German fighter plane armed with only an umbrella and seagulls. What's not to like?</div><div><br /></div><div>7 <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Robocop</span></span></div><div><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><br /></span></div><div><span class="blsp-spelling-error">It's mega-violent and mega fun! I think there was less machine gun fire during the Iraq War, but that's exactly what makes this movie great. Add Kurtwood smith as the purely sadistic Clarence Boddiker and Miguel Ferrer as the stereo typical 80's yuppie business man and this is a classic action movie!</span></div><div><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><br /></span></div><div><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><br /></span></div><div>8 Casino <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Royale</span></span></div><div><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><span class="blsp-spelling-error">I didn't think Daniel Craig was the best choice to play 007 when I first heard the news but he pulls it off amazingly. Casino Royale opens with an absolutely eye popping parkour chase that has to be seen to be believed. Just one of the scenes that makes Casino Royale the best of the James Bond movies. That's right, THE BEST!</span></span></div><div><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><br /></span></span></div><div>9 The Rock</div><div><br /></div><div>It's 12 years old and stars Nicholas Cage. You would think Nicholas Cage alone would make this movie garbage. After all he makes every other movie he's in garbage. But thankfully it also stars Sean Connery, one one of the coolest men to ever walk the earth, and that includes Jesus. It's a treat watching Sean rampage through the streets of San Francisco in a stolen Hummer.</div><div><br /></div><div>10 Jaws</div></div><div><br /></div><div>C'mon, it's Jaws! Is there anyone who hasn't seen it? It was super scary back in the day, but admittedly, not so much now. My son watched it and didn't think it was nearly as scary as it was back in olden days, but it's still a beauty!</div></div>Kingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5113213096186888119.post-40720606244818911832012-01-06T16:35:00.000-08:002012-01-06T16:46:51.520-08:00I'm a Twit<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu_jYuPHFc-p6jOSn7VUGqh5863enfiA6yDJQgIOBHXjOZ628aTVIZsZ-AKSmVWnbesXAp9T0HoyE75ilzfzYEB4LX01PlOFQcOPHvji5vY6msTcIho1cILGZEWaZfLIQW9GnMszUCfTwA/s1600/t12.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 148px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu_jYuPHFc-p6jOSn7VUGqh5863enfiA6yDJQgIOBHXjOZ628aTVIZsZ-AKSmVWnbesXAp9T0HoyE75ilzfzYEB4LX01PlOFQcOPHvji5vY6msTcIho1cILGZEWaZfLIQW9GnMszUCfTwA/s200/t12.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5694685132766679970" /></a><br />So I did it. I gave in to cyber peer pressure and finally joined Twitter. I always said they took the most annoying part of Facebook, that being the status updates, and made their own website. Yay! I get to hear about the fiddle-faddle and most mundane events in peoples lives! Now that's sarcasm! I can't even begin to tell you how little I care that your washing the dishes, or walking the dog, or painting your nails, or reading the latest issue of US. Don't get me wrong I like hearing and reading about IMPORTANT updates in peoples lives, you bought a new car, you got a new job, or even your review on the latest movie(s). But minutia? Nuh-huh!<div><br /></div><div>However! I must admit, that twitter is mildly amusing. I quite enjoy reading some of the comedic updates from the celebs. Particularly enjoying Steve Martin. Anyway I guess you can call me a twit now.</div>Kingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5113213096186888119.post-21140567452550036342011-07-14T12:06:00.000-07:002011-07-14T12:39:09.459-07:00Harry Potter and the Quite Frankly I Don't Care<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioL0480U0NN7WjcIi0OQeNcpfs4Il1w_0MVoWw2pHiqk02Z4ZwC89TRHTIrLIxr8IUqB14jXNHRqYDyqJpuD1wsaatdax9YVdT0kD19ysOMrNdDoks5le9lvSByVqKZn53yHsUODHKzZ_Q/s1600/harry-potter.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioL0480U0NN7WjcIi0OQeNcpfs4Il1w_0MVoWw2pHiqk02Z4ZwC89TRHTIrLIxr8IUqB14jXNHRqYDyqJpuD1wsaatdax9YVdT0kD19ysOMrNdDoks5le9lvSByVqKZn53yHsUODHKzZ_Q/s200/harry-potter.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629294793008015298" /></a><br />Today I treated myself to a movie. I went to see Transformers 3. I quite enjoyed it, it was a typical, big blockbuster summer popcorn flick and great way to kill a couple of hours. It almost made up for Transformers 2... almost. But I digress, for this is not the reason for my post and the reason I have come out of blogging semi-retirement. With apologies to Harry Potter fans.<div><br /></div><div>Today at my local cinema house the last installment of the Harry Potter franchise will premier at midnight. My movie started at 12pm. There were already people lined up for the midnight showing. When my movie ended at around 2:30, the lineup had swelled to the length of the building. Now lining up for a movie 12 hours early is not in itself all that bad. And even though I would never lineup for 12 hours, I can understand it, after all I am a Star Trek geek.</div><div><br /></div><div>However in line, were full grown adults, mostly women, who seemed to not have any mental deficiencies or learning disorders, who were in full costume, complete with wands. Ok, so now we're bordering on full blown nerd alert! (In fairness I would say the same thing about trekkies). But even though I have never dressed up myself, I know where they are coming from, I am a Star Trek geek.</div><div><br /></div><div>The thing that pushed me over the edge and compelled my cranky self to blog was the fact that in broad daylight, in full view of anyone with eyes that work, and at the top of their lungs I might add, they were casting imaginary spells on each other and cheering each other on. Wow! Seriously people? Did I mention I'm Star Trek geek? I have buckets of mint in package Star Trek action figures, I have all my movies and series DVDs prominently displayed in my home, IN MY HOME, and I can tell you with certainty that I have never seen anything so fucking nerdy in all my life, and I have been to the Star Trek experience in Las Vegas people!</div><div><br /></div><div>I will admit that I have never read a Harry Potter book, but I have tried, oh how I've tried to watch the movies! What the hell am I missing? NOTHING happens! I don't care about the characters, I felt no sense of peril for them. Honestly, help me out here, am I watching some chinese bootlegged copies of the movies? My God, what is compelling these adults to wait in line for over 12 hours? Presumably they have already read the books and know how it will end! What's the payoff? I don't get it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Well to anyone who does like the Harry Potter movies, enjoy! I will be at home drinking my Romulan Ale, making fun of you. :)</div>Kingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5113213096186888119.post-87038817273457601502011-01-14T08:53:00.000-08:002011-01-14T10:20:08.448-08:00We've Hit A New LowI don't blog often. To this day I don't even know where the term blog came from or what it means. But once in a while something happens that just drives a man to rant. Today such a something happened. In its infinite wisdom the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council (CBSC) has banned Money for Nothing by Dire Straits.<br /><br />On the heels of the decision in the states to edit Mark Twain's Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer, the CBSC has found that a <em><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span></em>radio station in Newfoundland breached the Canadian Association of Broadcasters’ (CAB) <em>Code of Ethics</em> and <em>Equitable Portrayal Code</em> in its broadcast of the song “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits on February 1, 2010. The song contained a word that referred to sexual orientation in a derogatory way. All radio stations who are members of the Canadian Broadcast Standard’s Counsel must adhere to the code.<br /><br />So ONE woman in Newfoundland complained about the word "faggot" and now the song is banned which means it can only be played in an edited form. Where the hell do we live, North Korea? One stupid person complains and a song is banned? Since when did one person make the rules? Don't we need a majority of people in a democracy?<br /><br />ONE woman complained about a 25 year old song and now it has to be edited. 25 years old people! Does this woman live in a cave? There are what, 30+ million people in Canada? Is there anyone who hasn't heard this song? 25 years later she complains? Get a life!<br /><br />By the way, the word "fag" is allowed but not faggot. How long before "I Shot the Sheriff" or "Hey Joe" (who's going down to shoot his old lady) is banned? How long before "Imagine" is banned? It's not as if I'm a huge fan of Dire Straits but censorship stinks! Here's a novel idea, and this goes for the Mark Twain editing too, how about EDUCATING rather than relying on the government to babysit you or your kids. Or here's an even better idea, change the fucking channel idiot!<br /><br />Banning song lyrics is a slippery slope. A downward slope. Banning words gives them power, instead of hiding them we need to look at them in their context, (Money for Nothing and Tom Sawyer are both about intolerance,) their history, their meaning. Hey I'm all for hate speech laws but this is not that. This out and out censorship and it's not right!Kingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5113213096186888119.post-23324209450190869692010-08-20T06:53:00.000-07:002010-08-20T07:24:27.723-07:00The Stupidity of Horror MoviesI watched the remake of Friday the 13th last night. I know it's been out for some time now, but that's pretty much how my movie watching is now, my new releases are about 6 months behind the rest of society. What a stupid movie.<br /><br />Let's be clear, I was not expecting Avatar, but I find it difficult to pay attention to a movie when I'm rolling my eyes every 5 minutes. Maybe I missed the point, but wasn't this movie, and movies of this ilk, supposed to be, oh I don't know, scary! I think part of the problem is movie makers (writers, directors, etc) have confused gory with scary. More blood and creative ways to murder do not equal scary. Wouldn't it much scarier if the characters were relatable and real? Not rich, horny, moron college kids? Seriously, how the F did these people even get into a college, ANY college? These kids should be riding on the short bus. Our friends are missing, you know what we should do? Have sex or split up and go out into the dark alone and look for them. I've not seen such stupid charaters in a movie since Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne. But at least they were supposed to be dumb.<br /><br />If it were just this movie, perhaps the stupidity of the victims could be forgiven but it's every single horror movie. It's like a monkey wrote these movies. Maybe I'm just expecting too much, but someone somewhere, must be able to write a truely scary movie! Please!Kingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5113213096186888119.post-77370280682210822702010-04-01T05:10:00.000-07:002010-04-01T05:37:25.927-07:00Observations from the Movie TheatreWe went to see to How to Train Your Dragon last week at the local big screen cinema. The movie was excellent, but I have some complaints, as you may well have guessed, aside from the ticket prices, which have gone up again. This is due to them raising the minimum wage. How that works I dunno.<br /><br />First off, we got there on time. Seeing that there are 2 1/2 hours of commercials for every 2 hours of movie, I figured we have plenty of time to get our seats for a 1:20 start at 1:15. But of course we need some snacks first. So I get my fine self in the looong line at the concession. This has got to be the slowest lineup on earth. I've been in lines at the Ministry of Transportation that moved faster. Now me, I take this opportunity to check the board and see what it is exactly I want to order. I mean what the hell else are you gonna do in line? Finally the line moves to the woman in front of me. By this time I have been in line for literally 10 minutes. Shamu gets up to counter then promptly hums and haas as to what to buy. Seriously? We just stood in line for 10 minutes and you still don't know what to order? It's a frickin movie theatre! Just order a goddamn garbage bag of popcorn and barrel of pop like the rest of us! Nope skinny wants nachos, popcorn, peanuts, skittles, and to top it off cotton candy. Cotton Candy??? WTF! I didn't even know they had that! I thought cotton candy was like Christmas fruit cake. You see it everywhere, but no one actually eats that shit do they? Anyway after making the poor kid behind the counter walk the equivalent of a trip from here to Istanbul, she finally has everything she wants. Her total is $46! Holy crap! That's a steak dinner lady!<br /><br />I finally have my popcorn and pop and am ready for the movie. I did however miss the coming attractions, which I must admit I do enjoy seeing. It was a very busy movie and there we 5 of us. You think we could find 5 seats together? Nope! I missed the memo put out by the local government regarding the spread of cooties apparantly. I guess the rule is you have to leave at least 2 seats between you and the stranger beside you. Heaven forbid you scooched down and sat beside someone you didn't know! We needed one of those old ushers form the 20's with one of those three foot flashlights to make people move. Anywho, we ended up sitting in one of the first 2 rows of seats. They did recline nicely, so I guess it all worked out in the end.Kingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5113213096186888119.post-5703756500450470142010-02-08T12:30:00.000-08:002010-02-08T12:48:39.728-08:00Canadian TVSo I'm watching the Superbowl last night on CTV, (technically I was watching CBS, the CRTC <span style="font-style: italic;">forces</span> me to watch CTV), and I learned something I didn't know. Did you know the winter olympics are coming to Vancouver? AND, did you know CTV was carrying the games? I had no idea! My God! Was it necessary to have not one but at least 2 commercials for the olypics during every single commercial break?! I thought for sure they were going to premept the game so Donald Sutherland could mumble his way through a mini bio of Canada's only one eyed crokinole player. Halfway through the third quarter, I fell to my knees crying, my fists raised aboved my head, all the while blubbering, "I believe, I believe, make it stop!"<br /><br />Yes CTV, I get it, you're carrying the games. If I get "I believe" shaved into my back hair will you give the commercials a friggin rest? Holy crap, they more relentless than a PBS pledge drive! If I hear that girl sing that cheesy, I guess it's supposed to be motivational, song one more time I may projectile vomit!<br /><br />So not only was forced to sit through 321,456,987 CTV olympic commercials during one football game, thanks to the CRTC, I missed all the good U.S. commercials that go with Superbowl! But hey, at least I know the name and hometown and every single member of the Canadian olympic team.Kingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5113213096186888119.post-57049098687628082712010-01-21T04:31:00.000-08:002010-01-27T11:42:17.342-08:00Tips For Writing Your Online Dating ProfileSo having recently been shoved back into the single world, and not really having much of a life to speak of, hence the blog, I decided to give the online dating thing a go. Here now, are some tips from me to you for writing your very own online dating profile.<br /><br />Firstly you need a name, something catchy. But, you should probably avoid anything that ends in 69. Also, may I suggest the use of hyphens or underscores. For example, here's a cool name, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Yougotitgirl</span>, or is it? You see the problem I had was, I found myself uncontrollably rooting for Tit Girl. The only issue I had was, I had no idea where I wanted Tit Girl to go and why. But with a few well placed underscores, it becomes much clearer, You_got_it_girl.<br /><br />Secondly you need a picture. Something that shows your face would be nice. I don't care what kind of car you have or how cute your pug is. Also, being a healthy man, there's nothing I like more than cleavage and underwear. But be prepared for what may end up in your inbox should you decide to wear your favorite bra or show off the butterfly tattoo just above your right nipple. More on this later.<br /><br />Now that you have decided on what will be in your picture, can I recommend some tips for taking your picture? To me, posting a picture of yourself reflected in the mirror speaks volumes about you. I know that these new <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">fangled</span> digital cameras can be tricky, but any camera you didn't buy at the dollar store has a self timer. Use it. Read the manual, it's not that tough. Okay, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you may be mildly retarded or illiterate and can't read said manual. Here's another idea, have a friend take the picture for you. You do have friends don't you?<br /><br />*BONUS TIP* (Just for the guys)<br /><br />You've met a nice girl and established, A, she is indeed female, and B, she weighs less than a pregnant brontosaurus, so far so good right?. You've exchanged some friendly emails and she asks, "do you have any more pictures?" I realize that your first instinct is to yell "Jackpot!" and fire off to her 23 pictures of your impressive lower half. STOP! Let me assure you, she'll let you know when it's time to unleash the fury okay, Tiger?<br /><br />And lastly, the all important about yourself section. Ladies, have you ever heard the idiom, "you catch more flies with honey than vinegar"? (personally, I would think you would catch more flies with a big <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">ol</span>' pile of dog shit), but the point is, try being nice! I can't believe how many profiles I see, where they are ranting and raving about not being a piece of meat or have more class than that, or not looking for a one night stand. Dude! You're showing off your ass in a thong and deep <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">throating</span> a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">frickin</span> bottle of Miller Genuine Draft! Look, men are very stupid and when we see those kind of provocative images, some of the less evolved of us, take this as an invitation for an midnight rendezvous. Of course, you can just ignore all of the above if that's what your looking for!Kingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5113213096186888119.post-31102654960148835912010-01-12T05:55:00.000-08:002010-01-21T04:37:00.316-08:00Steroids in BaseballSo Mark McGwire finally admitted to using steroids yesterday. Wow, I'm shocked. In other news the sky is blue. Big deal! Anyone with a brain in their head knew he was on steroids, AND they knew it in '98 when he and Sammy Sosa battled back and forth to break the single season homerun record.<br /><br />Why was he a hero then and a goat now? Did the media actually think he was clean back then? The man was built like Michael Cera for the first few years of career and then, suddenly, he shows up for spring training looking like he has 100 year old oak trees under his jersey! Well duh!<br /><br />Look, the only people who care about steroids in baseball are the media and holier than thou non-fans. The vast majority of fans don't care! They want to see dingers, taters, moon shots! Steroids are not magic beans for pete's sake! They don't suddenly give you the ability to play baseball. You still have to have the skills!<br /><br />I hope Big Mac gets his due from the Hall of Fame, but I don't have much faith in the Baseball writers for voting him in. They knew damn well he was on the juice when they were writing about him in '98 when he almost single handledly saved baseball after the strike, but now that it's become a scandle, we will boo and hiss him! I wish I was as self important as a baseball writer. If you let an asshole like Ty Cobb in, for God's sake, let McGwire in. And Bonds and Rose too! But don't get me started on Rose, thats another rant for another time.Kingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5113213096186888119.post-58641637825445184442010-01-10T18:00:00.000-08:002010-01-21T04:35:36.142-08:00The SimpsonsTonight is the 20th anniversary of the Simpson's or some such nonsense. Let me be honest. I can't stand this train wreck. The last oh, let me see, 15 years of this show have made Fonzie's jumping of the shark look like the finale of M.A.S.H!<br /><br />I mean honestly, is anybody watching Homer get stupider and stupider every week, or are we all just cringing through 30 minutes of yellow skinned hell to get to the cavalcade of Seth MacFarlane? Well maybe now that the Conan O'Brien's Tonight show is tanking, he'll come back to work for the Simpson's. After all, he was a writer on the show the last time it was any good. Just my two cents.Kingoftheheaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13950200729963861774noreply@blogger.com1